Oh, Billy it could have been worse than a pie you geeky cocksucker, you pig!

Bill Gates what a geeky little fucking pig he is.
I cannot say if it was Lake Union or Lake Washington on which his $110,000,000 house is built.
But I used to see it as I crossed the bridge headed for Bothell, Washington to visit some friends. A friend pointed it out to me, showing me it with his binoculars, all of it that could be seen.
Now what kind of pig mother fucker needs a $110,000,000 house? Does that not say enough when the average working stiff in American lives in the fiberboard 200K house that he will ultimately pay three quarter of a million for with interest by the time it's paid off, thirty years later.
If Bill and his compares had not invented software to run personal computers somebody else would have. Had Einstein not come up with relativity theory, building on the shoulders of Max Planck, somebody else would have, same goes for telephone with Bell, and many other inventions. After all, we must remember without quantum physics and quanta mechanics none of this shit would exist beyond the transistor era. So Bill fucking Gates is no great innovator a little rich prick whose father sent him of the Harvard, and then gave him his first million to become an entrepreneur. Yeah, poor little rich boy from privilege from the get go! By no means the great innovator or icon, just a little rich geekey prick that got lucky before some other mother fucker beat him to it. Steve Jobs, another prick or Wolsniack, somebody was out there Billy just got there first with all the right marketing, product and at the right time-so fuck this cocksucker in his ass!
Now his house is as secure as Area 51, since he got the pie in the face, he now has a formidable body guard force that accompanies him everywhere. His house is nearly impenetrable, but nothing is fool proof not even this mother's costly abode with what 80 rooms, and three people?
Now you know goddamn good and well that after the “Pie in the face” incident Bill no doubt and finally saw that he was a vulnerable cocksucker. You know it was a wake up call, and of course, he did not think it funny like a Soupy Sales slapstick deal. No doubt a few of his pals, those getting rich off him and his advisors told ole Billy, son you better consider so personal security, there are some psychos out there and that pie could have been anything-that is pretty much how I think things went down after the pie.
But having no use for pricks that have too much and are pigs, live and act like pigs, would it have not been funny if that pie had been sulphuric acid, a quick cutting off of one of Bill's ears. No I don't wish it would have been a gun or a stick of dynamite or Symtec or C-4 shoved in his pig mouth, not at all.
But caustic acid or an ear or nose cut off would have been pretty goddamn funny if you ask me.